Dirty mama jokes

Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Really great dirty jokes. You mean all those vile things about as much as you mean that scream when a roller coaster takes its first plunge.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number. Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals.

Published in Viral on 28 th May, Looking for some funny your mama jokes that are guaranteed to crack your friends up? Some might see them as insulting, cheap and overused, but according to a study conducted in , by the Medical University of Vienna, the fact that you like reading about and telling dark, rude, and extremely offensive jokes might just mean you're intelligent, not rude or childish, like some will try to tell you. As long as you use them the way they're meant- as jokes, they shouldn't be seen as offensive. Just make sure you don't hurt anyone's feelings, because the line between being funny and a jerk can be really thin.

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